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lake wannaswimma
 
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

"How do I get to the other side?"

"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"

blonde in disguise
 
 
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"

blonde & turtle
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: They're both screwed on their back.

blonde jokes...or are they?
 
 
How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they're all true!


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