Blonde jokes

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde.

"You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day,' the manager said. 'What's the problem?'

'I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!'

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?

A: "I'm soooo drunk."

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Why do blondes wear woolen panties?

To keep their ankles warm.