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baking chocolate chip cookies
 
 
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?

There's M&M shells all over the floor.

blonde bedtime
 
 
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?

She goes home.

don't eat the brown ones
 
 
A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.

When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

a guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
 
 
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together. He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"

President Bush answers, "We're getting ready to kill 40 million Iraqi's and one blonde."

The guy asks in astonishment, "Why are you killing one blonde?"

President Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, I told you people wouldn't care about the Iraqi's."


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