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two blondes are walking down a road...
 
 
Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"

2nd blonde: "Chickens."

1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"

2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"

1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."

blondes 'n' birth control
 
 
Why don't blondes take birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out.

blonde trying to eat
 
 
One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the other ear and two peas up her nose. When the doctor asked what was wrong, she complained she wasn't feeling well. The doctor told her it was because she wasn't eating right.
why did the blonde go up on top...
 
 
Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?

Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!!


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