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blonde coffee drinker
 
 
A blonde says to a brunette, 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'

The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

blonde with chickens
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, 'What do you have in the bag?'

The blonde replies: 'I have chickens!'

The man thinks for a moment and says, 'If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, 'Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

blonde in the morning
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

blonde homesteaders
 
 
What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?

"If you're not in bed by 12, you can come home!"


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