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blonde in a round room
 
 
How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

blondes and pianos
 
 
Why are Blondes like pianos?

Because when they're not upright they are grand!

leggy blonde
 
 
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing. They've never met.

the muffler
 
 
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"


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