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burnt blonde ears
 
 
A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. “'Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.

“Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.”
“'But that's one ear - what about the other?”

“The guy called again!”
two blondes are shopping at the mall...
 
 
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while.

Finally one gets am idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.

"HURRY, HURRY," she urges. "IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

blonde bird watcher
 
 
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

pay-per-blonde
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?

It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!


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