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blondes and iceberg
 
 
Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, 'We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!'
blonde with braces
 
 
A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told her she needed braces. The blonde said, 'Why? I can walk just fine.' When the dentist explained to her that braces are for her teeth, she said, 'But my teeth don't walk...'
san fran blondes
 
 
Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

Because their balls hang out!

blonde and brunette, falling
 
 
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.


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