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knock-knock blonde
 
 
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Because they leave to answer the door.

you big tomato
 
 
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

two things about a blonde
 
 
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

get you with the nine
 
 
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.


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