Blonde jokes

Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?

A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?

A: Because she's 21

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig and asks if she could buy the television, but the salesman says to her again, "We don't serve blondes." Disappointed, the blonde takes off her wig and asks the salesman how he knew she was a blonde. The salesman replies, "Because this is a microwave."

A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.