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blonde on a fence
 
 
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

cheerleading tryouts
 
 
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, 'Yes!! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!'
bus stop blondes
 
 
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'

The bus driver shakes his head and says,'No, I'm sorry.'

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: 'Will it take ME?'

blonde's thoughts on the ymca
 
 
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"


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