Blonde jokes

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

'It's supposed to be a tiger!' Sally cried.

'Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"

So the blonde looks up!