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death row in women's prison
 
 
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

bad day blondie
 
 
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

kiss me i'm blonde
 
 
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!

blonde...bucket
 
 
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ?

Bucket seats.

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