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horror movie blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: Dead meat.

blond restroom attendant
 
 
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

this joke hurts
 
 
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

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