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waitron blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.

'Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?'

blondes and butter
 
 
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

A: They both spread for bread.

kiss me i'm blonde
 
 
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!

blond restroom attendant
 
 
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!


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