Blonde jokes

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.

A hula hoop with a nail in it.