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blonde on a ledge
 
 
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons of fire trucks on the ground and policemen on the ledge beside her. The policemen tried to coax her down for 3 hours. A few minutes later the blonde looked over the edge, then looked over at the closest policemen and asked, 'How do you commit suicide again?'
two blondes and a lake
 
 
There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on the other side!"
blondes and ice cubes
 
 
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.

i'm not a sexually active blonde
 
 
What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."


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