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my blonde is broken
 
 
How do you break a blonde's nose?

Place a dildo under a glass table!

blonde invention
 
 
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?

Ejection seats in helicopters.

blonde makeup
 
 
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was trying to make up her mind!

clear blue easy
 
 
The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!"

The blonde says, "are you sure it's mine?"


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