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blonde and blonder
 
 
A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, "You moron!, you're the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
a helping hand
 
 
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die." The blondes looked at each other and decided the brunette should jump because she was the ugliest. The brunette jumps, but the two blondes let go of the rope when they clapped.
talking blondes
 
 
Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

blonde battallion
 
 
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!


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