Blonde jokes

"Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Her mother replied, 'Of couse it is, dear.'

The next day, the blonde said, 'I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'

Her mother replied, 'Of course it is dear!'

The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, 'I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?'

Her mother replied, 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."