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blonde on a fence
 
 
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

blonde...infant scale
 
 
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

blonde's challenge
 
 
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Fourth grade.

blondes and pierced ears
 
 
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.


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