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ouch!
 
 
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

blonde in the morning
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

blondes and bricks
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?

A brick wall's only been laid once!

shirt words
 
 
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?

It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."


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