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there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

a natural blind
 
 
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

blonderrific hair!
 
 
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?

She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

lake wannaswimma
 
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

"How do I get to the other side?"

"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"


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