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guns don't kill people, blonds kill people
 
 
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. "Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.
blonde driving
 
 
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

blonde in your fridge
 
 
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

blonde and waitress
 
 
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'


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