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britney & christina get locked out
 
 
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.

Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"

sleeping blonde
 
 
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

you big tomato
 
 
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

two things about a blonde
 
 
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!


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