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homeward blonde
 
 
How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

poor blonde
 
 
A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business."

She didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car."

Still, she didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house."

Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket."

vending machine and blonde
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

the blonde's pregnancy scare
 
 
A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was pregnant. The doctor said why do you think that? She said, 'Because it missed a period.'

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