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flat blonde
 
 
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?

So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

heh. stupid blondes.
 
 
How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?

Tell her a joke on Thursday!

blonde with half a brain
 
 
What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?

Gifted!

blonde in a barber shop
 
 
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."


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