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blonde driving
 
 
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

blonde in your fridge
 
 
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

blonde and waitress
 
 
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'

jingle blondes
 
 
What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?

"Ho. Ho. Ho."


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