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'NO!' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
'NO!' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.
'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'
The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'
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A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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