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blonde overdue
 
 
A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

blondes in a box
 
 
What do you call 24 blondes in a box?

A case of empties!

waterlogged blonde
 
 
What do you call a blond who can't swim?

Bait!

blonde trapped on an isand
 
 
A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.

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