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gone camping
 
 
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.
blonde in a snowstorm
 
 
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. 'If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, 'Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'

sliding doors
 
 
How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

blonde looking for a job
 
 
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.

'Yes.'
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