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i'm not a sexually active blonde
 
 
What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."

is that you coffin?
 
 
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.

"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"

"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"

The customer left.

blonde in freezer
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake.

a blonde with earrings
 
 
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?

So they have some place to put their feet.


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