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the blonde and the doll
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?

A: About two cans of hair spray.

autoblonde
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

two brunettes and a blonde...
 
 
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.

The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."

So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"

And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."

there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"


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