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adjustable steering wheels are funny
 
 
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?

Because they like more head room.

kiss me i'm blonde
 
 
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!

blonde's appendicitis
 
 
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, 'You have acute appendicitis.'

The blond yelled at the doctor, 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!'

pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!


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