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blonde kidnapper
 
 
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.'

She then wrote a note saying,'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'

homeward blonde
 
 
How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

blonde robbery
 
 
A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, “You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun.” The man replied, “You're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet.”
blondes and ice cubes
 
 
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.


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