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a blonde goes into a music store and...
 
 
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.

The salesman replies, "Try the other side."

So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

britney ain't no barbie doll
 
 
Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?

A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!

blonde in an elevator
 
 
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, "Boy he could use some head and shoulders."

The blonde says, "Hm. How do you give shoulders?"

handy blondy
 
 
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing.

"Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones."

"No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."


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