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blonde - drowning
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

'Where have you been?' asked the man.

'I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!'

what a wheat-y blond joke
 
 
Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, “Look over there!” There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat.

The other blonde says, “Look over there!” where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, “It's people like that that give us blondes a bad name.” The other blonde said, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!”

what are ya, chicken?
 
 
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show the blonde how!

the blonde and the worm
 
 
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?

A: Bury it alive!


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