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A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
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'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'
'Tax,' replies the clerk.
'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'
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She then wrote a note saying,'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'
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