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i've got your cookies right here, baby
 
 
Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make chocolate chip cookies?

Because it took her 3 hours to peel all those M&M's.

blonde's earrings
 
 
Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?

A. Ankle holsters.

blondes at a drive-in
 
 
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.

brunette shopping
 
 
Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.


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