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bus stop blondes
 
 
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'

The bus driver shakes his head and says,'No, I'm sorry.'

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: 'Will it take ME?'

the blonde fox
 
 
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

blonde bedtime
 
 
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?

She goes home.

blonde's thoughts on the ymca
 
 
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"


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