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baby mama
 
 
Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when she finds out she's pregnant?

A: Is it mine?

stained
 
 
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."
pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot

the corporate ladder
 
 
A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder.

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