Blonde jokes

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?

"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?

A: She told them she was good at handling members.