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deer tracks
 
 
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

blonde's tricycle
 
 
Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?

A: The one with the kick stand.

blonde in the mirror
 
 
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.

She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."

The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

lightning blonde
 
 
Why does a blonde smile at lightning?

She thinks she's getting her picture taken.


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