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thank you for flying with us
 
 
A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

'As soon as I clock off' he said, 'I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

A little old lady sitting there whispered, 'There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.'

all-time favorite blonde hijinx!
 
 
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
blonde snowman
 
 
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?

A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

bow-legged cowgirls
 
 
Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged?

Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on.


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