Blonde jokes

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?

Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?

A: Data transfer.

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde.

"You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day,' the manager said. 'What's the problem?'

'I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!'

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?

So they don't have to pay the flat tax.