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blonde in a library
 
 
A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

'Sorry, this is a library.'

So the blonde whispers, 'Oh, may I have a burger and fries?'

blonde boobies
 
 
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts to boil their nipples!

blonde technology
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?

A: To buy a VCR!

blonde and missed bus
 
 
She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

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