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blonde in a library
 
 
A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

'Sorry, this is a library.'

So the blonde whispers, 'Oh, may I have a burger and fries?'

blonde's shoes
 
 
Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?

A: “Toes go in first.”

blonde's twinkle
 
 
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

blonde, santa, pregnant woman
 
 
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?

A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !'


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