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the midget scopes the blonde
 
 
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
blonde in disguise
 
 
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"

how do you confuse a blonde?
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

snowblonde
 
 
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head first.


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