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blonde in a library
 
 
A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

'Sorry, this is a library.'

So the blonde whispers, 'Oh, may I have a burger and fries?'

blonde, santa, pregnant woman
 
 
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?

A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !'

hanging with blondes
 
 
There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.

They argued and argued and finally the brunette said 'I'll go.'

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.

she's so blonde
 
 
She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".

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