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talking blondes
 
 
Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

blonde battallion
 
 
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

blonde coffee drinker
 
 
A blonde says to a brunette, 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'

The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!


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