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blonde with chickens
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, 'What do you have in the bag?'

The blonde replies: 'I have chickens!'

The man thinks for a moment and says, 'If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, 'Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

three girls in the desert
 
 
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated." The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned." Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
the midget scopes the blonde
 
 
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
blonde in disguise
 
 
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"


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