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blonde gymnastics
 
 
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette.

my blonde is broken
 
 
How do you break a blonde's nose?

Place a dildo under a glass table!

blondes in a volkswagen
 
 
Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

A: Far-from-thinkin

bad reception
 
 
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."


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