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blondes on a rope
 
 
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said, 'Girls, I'm going to let go of the rope, since it can't hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me. There are also many more of you..." and she made a big speech about how special they were. At the end, all of the blondes started clapping.
blonde brains
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?

A: Nothing.

brunette shopping
 
 
Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.

blonde's favorite ten years
 
 
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life?

Third grade.


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