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wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

how do you drown a blonde?
 
 
How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

smart blonde
 
 
What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

fast food blondes
 
 
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:

“Parking for drive-through customers only!”


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