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convenience store
 
 
How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

blonde and a brunette on a cliff
 
 
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?

A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

blonde and drive-thru
 
 
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?

Is that for here or to go?

you big tomato
 
 
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!


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