Blonde jokes

How do you stop a blonde tank?

Shoot the people pushing it!

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?

She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, 'Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.' The blonde leaned over and said 'Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.'