Her mother replied, 'Of couse it is, dear.'
The next day, the blonde said, 'I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'
Her mother replied, 'Of course it is dear!'
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, 'I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?'
Her mother replied, 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."
"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.
"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
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