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the blonde & the coke machine
 
 
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.

And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"

And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

getting flowers
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

the blonde and her melons
 
 
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, 'What are you carrying?'

'Melons,' the blonde replies.

'Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'

The blonde giggles and says, 'If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'

blondes in sears
 
 
Why do blondes go to Sears?

Because the boys pants were half off!


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