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blonde robbery
 
 
A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, “You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun.” The man replied, “You're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet.”
blondes and ice cubes
 
 
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.

clear blue easy
 
 
The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!"

The blonde says, "are you sure it's mine?"

blonde ring hijinx!
 
 
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?

A dope ring!


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