Blonde jokes

Jokes » blonde » humor 130

Blonde


blonde on the run
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.

blonde submarine
 
 
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

i've got your cookies right here, baby
 
 
Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make chocolate chip cookies?

Because it took her 3 hours to peel all those M&M's.

wavey blonde
 
 
Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?

Beacause a blonde drowned in it.


Page 131 of 153     «« Previous | Next »»