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blonde vs. a ritz cracker
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?

One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.

upside down blonde
 
 
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
a guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
 
 
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together. He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"

President Bush answers, "We're getting ready to kill 40 million Iraqi's and one blonde."

The guy asks in astonishment, "Why are you killing one blonde?"

President Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, I told you people wouldn't care about the Iraqi's."

upside down blonde
 
 
Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?

Because she is a crack up.


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