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A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.
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She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"
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She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, 'It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold'
The blonde was amazed and when she got home immediately went out and bought one.
The next day she goes to work and is proud that she has this wonderful object.
The same co-worker realizes she has a thermos and says, 'What do you have in it?' she says, 'Soup, and ice cream!'
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