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blonde test
 
 
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?

You wake up.

blonde, redhead, parrot
 
 
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
blonde on a ledge
 
 
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons of fire trucks on the ground and policemen on the ledge beside her. The policemen tried to coax her down for 3 hours. A few minutes later the blonde looked over the edge, then looked over at the closest policemen and asked, 'How do you commit suicide again?'
when is a blonde wearing underwear?
 
 
How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?

Dandruff on her shoes!


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